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Chuck Norris once kicked a giraffes face to a snake. Now to this day the snake was called: "Brontosaurus."

Sinkholes are not caused by water under the earth, they are results of someone questioning Chuck Norris' volleyball spiking ability.

There is a new Chuck Norris Visa Credit Card available. If you accrue enough Chuck Norris award points, he will personally punch the person of your choice in the face.

Chuck Norris literally whipped all of the U.S. Marines into shape while the U.S. Air Force was having thier mid-morning brunch and crochet lessons.

A grizzly bear shattered all its teeth when it bit Chuck Norris in the ass. A merciful Chuck Norris then lovingless fed the toothless grizzly 3 gallons of prueed salmon before ripping its gallbladder out through its asshole.

Chuck Norris rolled into a small Amish community in his Cadillac, and promptly introduced them to the pleasures of binge drinking, gambling, casual violence, sodomy, satanic death metal, porn and KFC.

Chuck Norris can literally kill time.

The jokes are slacking, pick up the paste guys, or Chuck Norris will Virtually Roundhouse your asses!!

Chuck Norris is a member of the Hall of Fame in 19 different sports.

Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall so he folded up a newspaper and swatted him.