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When Chuck Norris makes love to a woman, the Earth literally moves for her, at least at 3.5 on the Richter Scale.

The earth was once called Pangaea until Chuck Norris stepped on a crack.

All the Chuck Norris facts you have read or ever will read took place within the first minute of him creating himself.

Chuck Norris can swallow a bannana and make you look gay.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris is the only man ever to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

A UFO tried to abduct Chuck Norris once. When the aliens woke up three hours later, they had no memory of what had happened, but did find that their watches had stopped and their asses were really sore...

All of Chuck Norris' limbs act as natural particle accelerators.

If you accidentally sit in Chuck Norris' seat at the opera, expect to have a clarinet jammed up your ass by intermission.

When the Bible said God made man in his own image, it did not mean all men. Just Chuck Norris.