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A doctor once tried to test Chuck Norris' reflexes by lightly tapping on his knee with a small wooden mallet. Needless to say, that doctor is now in orbit.

Chuck Norris doesnt do the ice bucket challenge. Chuck Norris does the HOT LAVA BUCKET CHALLENGE.

Chuck Norris recently ran into Nancy Pelosi and she told Chuck she had just flown in from Washington D. C. Chuck said "oh really, where did you park your broom"?

Chuck Norris literally shits bricks. These bricks have been used to build 17 orphanages in his lifetime. Ironically, Chuck's favorite pasttime is burning down orphanages.

A comet will erase the human race, the sciencists called the comet Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only computer system that beats a Mac or a PC. Too bad all it does is round house kicks the user.

Chuck Norris fairly warned Tony Siragusa to not use Depends to "protect his manhood" before racking him in the balls.

If you ever dream of beating Chuck Norris in a thumb war, the next event in said dream will be a 6734-ton weight falling on you. This is Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once made a 367 yard putt with a ping-pong ball.

Chuck Norris once rappelled 12,000 ft. down a mountain cliff to save a baby eagle chick that had fallen from its nest. After he returned the chick to its nest, the mother eagle flew in carrying a dead rabbit. Chuck Norris killed her instantly with a karate chop for being neglectful and threw her feathered carcass off the cliff. Then he ripped the rabbit apart with his teeth and lovingly fed the eagle chick mouth to beak. Chuck Norris is epic.