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The goverment called Chuck Norris to ask him to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas.Chuck Norris then rode on top of a rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherrybomb.Needless to say, the asteroid lost.

Chuck Norris once found the mammary glands on an alligator.

Chuck Norris was recently on Oprah, and while dicussing his sexual conquests of Katie Holmes behind Tom Cruise's back, he got overexcited on jumped all over the audience.

Tom Brady can throw a football 60 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Tom Brady five times farther.

Once while on an Amazon River piranha fishing trip in remote Brazil, Chuck Norris happened upon a native village of cannibals. They are all now vegan and homeless.

All people say that the future is robots and futuristic buildings and technology. The real future is Chuck Norris as the ruler of the world. And ruler of roundhouse kicks and karate.

The reason the last Ice Age ended was because Chuck Norris had gotten bored with all the snow and ice, and yawned, melting all the glaciers.

Chuck Norris doesn't call a doctor for erections that last for over 4 hours. But the sluts he bangs need to.

If you have read Harry Potter, you know about the unbeatable Elder Wand. It is actually Chuck Norris' used tooth stick.

Chuck Norris once accidentally killed a man by roundhouse kicking his shadow. The judge deemed the incident an Act of God and Chuck Norris walked a free man.