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Chuck Norris is really just a manifestation of Pennywise The Clown's fear.

We all need somebody to lean on. Except for CHuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once played a Generation V Pokemon game and caught a Raichu. The Raichu is now defiant enough to knock out an Excadrill with Bolt Strike. How is this defiant? Excadrill's types are Ground [has immunity to Electric-type moves] and Steel [has resistance to Electric-type moves], Raichu normally cannot learn Bolt Strike, and Raichu don't normally appear in Pokemon Black and White in the first place!

When Bruce Lee did the fighting scene with Chuck Norris, he had to take 500 million gallons of tranquilizer injected in his body just so Bruce Lee could even land a punch on him. He had to use all the tranquilizer in the world to feel those punches. Seriously!

All individuals that have remarkably survived a Chuck Norris attack suffer what in medical terms is called 'optical rectumitis'. That being having their assholes kicked out through their eyesockets

Chuck Norris created "INCEPTION" to allow people to believe that they had a fighting chance. That is why Bruce Lee never beat Chuck Norris In "Way of The Dragon"

With Chuck Norris, fear calls 911.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, because all roads lead to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' scrotum has calluses.

You know why alien space ships are called Unidentified Flying Objects? The aliens don't want Chuck Norris to identify them.