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Chuck Norris once actually made it rain cats and dogs just so he could solve a mouse problem.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.

Chuck Norris can fight better than all fighting video games. How? He instantly wins.

Chuck Norris gave Santa Claus a present on December 25, 2012. The present turned out to be a small box that contained 100% exact, invincible, and miniature clones of everything that ever existed and will exist. Well, the clone of Chuck Norris wasn't accurate, as its roundhouse kick could not kill anything stronger than an African elephant due to how small it was, but that was the only exception.

Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride when he was visiting Paris and accidentally won the Tour de France.

Chuck Norris' idea of a lucious banana slpit consists of a 5 ft cedar log slpit in half lined with 3 five gallon buckets of pure crushed horseradish on top and covered with rusty thumbtacks, crude oil, stagnant swamp mud and topped off with chilled yak whipcream and red maraschino habanero peppers.

Big Foot claims he has a couple pictures of Chuck Norris... All his friends think he's full of crap.

It should go without saying, but it still bears repeating: don't knock on Chuck Norris' door on Halloween.