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Chuck Norris invented ice cream for all the women he hasn't gotten to yet. One day, only gay fat guys will eat ice cream. And that right soon.

You can totally tell that the chick who won Eurovision was fathered by Chuck Norris.

Want to end illegal immigration from all corners of the world? Four words: Chuck Norris, INS Commissioner.

Chuck Norris one rode a trike. When he got off of it, it was a motorcycle ,measuring to be 16 feet tall and 72 feet long, with mounted grenade launchers and bazookas. He still keeps it in his garage.

Chuck Norris is actually slightly vulnerable to attack only in the first few seconds after impregnating a fresh virgin. So there you go, all Norris-haters - you have at least two minutes a day to try it if you dare.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all the American out of Johnny Depp.

Chuck Norris is allowed to play Stairway To Heaven.

The pie scene in american pie was originally a dare made to Chuck Norris, except the pie was actually a volcano crater.

If Chuck Norris says that turkey, cranberries & yams actually taste real good, then they do!!! And out of fear, that's the only reason we we eat that crap. We are truely Thankful that Chuck Norris only demands this once a year.

The Pope calls Chuck Norris "Father."