Jokes Viewer

Chuck Norris' Christmas tree is actually a 20 foot Tesla coil. It is also necessary to power his electric beard trimmer.

Once a cow challenged Chuck Norris that he could not eat grass. Chuck Norris grazed 1/5 of the African continent in a day, which resulted in the formation of the Sahara desert. Then he proceeded to roundhouse kick and eat the cow at the same time. Moral of the story: Do not challenge Chuck Norris.

Richard Simmons is an example of someone acknowledging the existence of Chuck Norris. Before they met, Richard was originally known as Fabio.

Gary Neville can kick a football 200meters, to out do Garry Chuck Norris kicked phill Neville 300 meters

When Chuck Norris wants chicken, he really means children.

Whenever you lie, Chuck Norris pulls the wings off a fairy, then shoves it in his mouth and sucks out all the moisture.

The sun really shines on Chuck Norris. We just happen to live close enough to him.

Chuck Norris is more self-aware than a zen monk levitating in a hall of mirrors.

Chuck Norris recently ate 4 bean burritos at a Southern CA Taco Bell. 30 minutes later, 2 miles of San Fernando Valley sewer line blew up.

The most powerful malware that no anti-virus can quarantine is called Chuck Norris' roundhouse...