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Chuck Norris was asked if he'd ever been to the Klondike. Chuck said he really didn't have any interest in lesbian Eskimo's.

if Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Every night when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his beard detatches itself, picks up a small knife and sprints towards the city in hopes to match his killcount.

Gangsters spend all their lives living in Chuck Norris' Paradise

All men are created equal. Except, of course, for Chuck Norris, who is more equal than anybody else.

Some people can make animal shapes out of balloons. Chuck Norris can do the same with human organs.

Chuck Norris keeps Marsellus Wallace's soul in his wallet.

Chuck Norris once kicked a football into outer space and martians came down to return it.

Chuck Norris has impregnated 73 women. Over the internet. They all died before the end of their first trimester from internal bleeding caused by roundhouse kicks. All babies survived.

In 1960 10 boys in an an Oklahoma Jr High school were arrested for huffing glue & spray paint. One, a young Chuck Norris, was later realeased after police determined he was actually only huffing tear gas canisters.