Jokes Viewer
Browse quick-fire jokes with category tags and paging controls. Stay on top of what is new, spicy, and trending across the feed.
Joke #41
Random Jokes Feed
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Joke #42
Random Jokes Feed
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
Joke #43
Random Jokes Feed
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Joke #44
Random Jokes Feed
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Joke #45
Random Jokes Feed
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Joke #46
Random Jokes Feed
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Joke #47
Random Jokes Feed
Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Joke #48
Random Jokes Feed
Chuck Norris once scored 8000 in a bowling game by using his own balls.
Joke #49
Random Jokes Feed
Chuck Norris once got an A+ for eating his essay and calling his 7th Grade teacher a pussy.
Joke #50
Random Jokes Feed
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Quick Readout
Snapshot of what is showing on this page.
Browsing tips
Use the pager to sample new jokes and see the tags shift.
Want a fresh batch? Tap Next or Prev to keep the list moving.
Categories highlight the tone. General jokes are the calm baseline, while explicit tags signal mature content.