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Cocaine is really just Chuck Norris's dandruff

Michele Bachmann's face needed pastic surgery again after she called Chuck Norris' mother a social succubus for recieving social security payments that her husband & she paid into for 50 years.

When you're Chuck Norris, all the sperms that didn't make it... MAKE it.

It all started when Chuck Norris invented the wheel.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris calls his left and right fists "Great Vengeance" and "Furious Anger"

Death only exists because Chuck Norris allows him to live.

If you receive an invitation from Chuck Norris to attend a Texas Tea Party rally, it is actually his secret code for you to come over for a fun filled evening of jello shooters, beer pong & strip poker.

The apple never falls far from the tree. Keep this in mind when talking to a bearded child claiming to be one of Chuck Norris' spawn.

Chuck Norris once abandoned one of his kids when it was discovered he was allergic to the family dinosaur!