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When Chuck Norris does ab crunches, his abs actually crunch.

Few people are aware that the entire lead-in of the Iron Butterfly hit "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" was actually recorded solely by Chuck Norris playing a piccolo.

Chuck Norris recently shot a 59 for a round of golf using a hockey stick and a super ball.

Chuck Norris really doesn't need the Total Gym to stay in shape and score with women. That just happens naturally.

Chuck Norris is a better agent than perry the platypus, And all other agents.

Chuck Norris enjoys big game deep sea fishing. He generally uses a live moose for bait.

Chuck Norris beat Pac-Man without doing anthing.He roundhouse kicked all of the ghosts until they had a pool of blood all over the screen and Chuck Norris commented "NOTHING STANDS CHUCK NORRIS'S FUCKING WAY!" That qualifies as doing nothing

Chuck Norris is the pricipal of the School Of Hard Knocks. Or as it's officially called, The Charles Norris Xavior's School For Gifted Bastard Offspring Of Lord Norris. It is responsible for all human death in the world.

when Chuck Norris do his high frequency voise all the whales in the sea became deaf

Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead walls. Chuck Norris can't see through lead walls either, but he can see over & around lead walls because he has periscope vision.