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Chuck Norris recently did the ice-bucket challenge. And naturally, it turned to steam before it could hit him.

Christiano Ronaldo is only good at soccer for one reason.Chuck Norris taught him how to roundhouse the ball.

They say you are what you eat, but this rule doesnt apply to Chuck Norris because all he eats is Pussy!!!

When he wants to, Chuck Norris can literally shit nickels. This comes in handy when he's playing the slots in Vegas

Steven Seagal triple bogied the par 5, 187 yd third hole from the women's tee. Chuck Norris was amused. Then from the 4th tee Chuck Norris drove his ball 895 yards which was legally scored a hole in zero on the 4th when his ball rolled in the hole on the 5th for a hole in one there.

The reason why Chuck Norris is such a badass is he thought all the yo momma jokes were written about his mother.

Chuck Norris can literally turn your ass into grass.

Chuck Norris wrote a series of books called, "How To Roundhouse Kick Like Chuck Norris". Volume 13 contained only a very realistic Chuck Norris leg which would roundhouse-kick the reader. One survivor rewrote it from his point of view, and the series is now in few libraries, if not none.

Chuck Norris writes all the lyrics for Cannibal Corpse. And are all based on personal experiences.

Chuck Norris' last birthday party was held at the La Brea Tar Pits where he enjoyed all of the party games and easily won the 'dunking for dinosaurs' event.