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Chuck Norris keeps a shotgun in his wallet.

If iron and steel can talk, they wanna call Chuck Norris daddy.

In 2014 Chuck Norris invested 1 cent with a Wall Street investment firm. As of today he became a billionaire.

When landing on the moon, Neil Armstrong actually said, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind... and just an average stride for Chuck Norris'

Alls well that ends well. But if your life ends with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, all is not well.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Every convicted killer in the history of the world has been innocent. They were all just covering for Chuck Norris.

After consuming four gallons of Captain Morgan Rum Chuck Norris was pulled over and ask to perform a field sobriety test. He did so while standing with (L)boot on empty 1/2 gal(R)boot touching bearded ass,head tilted back,fingers touching flaming nostrils and saying the alphabet back words in 23 foregin languages...while being taserd.

Chuck Norris has been all over more co-ed ass than butterfly tattoos.

Chuck Norris has Skynet installed on his laptop.