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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

The Chuck Norris facts game is played out... And we should all stop contributing to this stupid shit! Unless your a dickless gamer that dwells on this Chuck Norris nonsense

Chuck Norris can make love to 500 women a day, while destroying all of the cock block ninjas that get in his way.

Horses have long faces because they keep challenging Chuck Norris to "whos got the biggest dick" contests.

Every-so-often Chuck Norris will cut a hole into a cement block and proceed to fuck it because he really enjoys "rough sex".

Chuck Norris has to asexually reproduce due to the fact no woman would survive in bed with him.

Other than having experienced an actual sexual encounter with Chuck Norris, the only thing that can possibly match & satisfy women is a mail order device aptly called an Anal Intruder which exhibits a Roto Rooter twirling action.

Chuck Norris answers the question of his metrosexuality by simply reaching his hand down the front of your pants and popping your balls like grapes.

Once, after chugging a gallon of Captain Morgan Rum, Chuck Norris french kissed a transexual frog. Nine month later, Chaz Bono was born.

Chuck Norris is all for same-sex marriage, as long as both chicks are hot.